YOU CAN STILL MARRY YOUR FUCKING COUSIN IN NORTH CAROLINA.
YOUR COUSIN.
YOU CAN MARRY YOUR COUSIN.
AS LONG AS YOUR COUSIN ISN’T GAY.
(via becausebowties)
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV…

(Source: insomniaticthoughts, via lostindecember)
(Source: blaintana, via whenthesuspenderscomeoff)